Your Mac
that yaps
back.

MacYaps is a menu bar app that makes your Mac talk back — with funny audio clips every time something happens.

Battery dying? WiFi drops? Charger plugged in? High CPU? It yaps.

Think of it as giving your laptop a personality. Chaotic and hilarious… or calm and professional. Whatever vibe you’re feeling today.

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🍎 macOS 13 Ventura or later · Menu bar app · Coming soon

10+
System triggers
6+
Built-in voice packs
0
Subscriptions, ever
Every trigger

Your Mac's inner
monologue, unleashed.

Everything that happens quietly in the background? MacYaps turns into a moment.

🔋 Battery
Low Battery — Customizable Thresholds
"This is the end, my only friend. We are at 5%."
🔌 Battery
Charger Plugged In
"Finally. I was starting to write my will."
🪫 Battery
Charger Unplugged
"Oh great. Living dangerously again, are we?"
💯 Battery
Fully Charged
"100%. Peak form. Absolute unit. Unplug me, coward."
🔥 CPU
Sustained High CPU
"I cannot keep doing this. Close something. ANYTHING."
📡 WiFi
WiFi Disconnected
*four seconds of uninterrupted sad trombone*
📶 WiFi
WiFi Reconnected
"WE'RE BACK. The dark times are over. For now."
⚡ WiFi
Latency Spike
"Everything is loading. Everything is suffering."
🖱️ USB
USB Device Connected
"New device detected. Let's hope it's not another mystery flash drive."
🔌 USB
USB Device Unplugged
"Gone without warning. As all good things are."
🔜 More to come
More triggers coming soon. Free updates forever.
How these triggers actually work

MacYaps uses Apple's native OS frameworks to listen for events — almost entirely without polling.

Battery & USB

IOKit delivers a push notification the moment the system detects a power source change or a USB device connects/disconnects. MacYaps registers a callback and goes back to sleep.

WiFi

NWPathMonitor (Apple's Network framework) pushes an event when your network path changes (drops, reconnects). MacYaps also runs a periodic latency ping to 1.1.1.1 to catch slow connections that technically stay "connected."

CPU

The only monitor that polls: every 5 seconds it asks the kernel for processor tick counts. If load has been sustained above your threshold, it fires. If not, nothing happens.

The result: the app sits at ~0% CPU while idle, and your battery won't notice it's there.

Voice packs

Pick your
Mac's personality.

Swap voice packs to match your vibe. Or just rotate them until your coworkers are concerned.

🍀
Cheeky Irish Man
Included

A lad with opinions. Low battery? "Ah Jaysus, would ya not plug that in." Every event gets a sarcastic Dublin commentary.

🎭
Italian Opera Man
Included

WiFi drops? Full aria. Charger plugged in? Triumphant overture. Your Mac has become a one-man opera and nothing is proportionate.

😈
Memes
Included

Classic internet chaos energy. Vine booms, bruh sounds, distorted audio from clips you forgot existed.

🗽
New Yorker
Included

No patience, no filter, no time for this. USB connected? "FINALLY." CPU overheating? "What is WRONG with you." Pure New York energy.

🦘
Thick Australian
Included

Crikey, the battery's at 5%! She'll be right, mate — except she won't be. Sun's out, volume's up, and your Mac's havin' a ripper time.

💅
Valley Girl
Included

Oh. My. God. Your battery is literally dying right now. Like, why would you even do this? Charger connected? "Yaaaas, slay queen."

📂
Bring Your Own
Included

Upload any audio file and assign it to any trigger. Your sounds, your Mac, your chaos. No rules, total creative control.

You are solely responsible for any audio files you add to MacYaps. Make sure they do not infringe copyrights, trademarks, or other third-party rights.MacYaps and its developers are not liable for any legal issues caused by user-added sounds.

🔜
More to come
Coming soon

More voice packs coming soon. Free updates forever.

Pricing

No tricks.
No subscription.
Coming soon.

Pay once, yap forever. That's the whole deal.

🔒
One-time purchase
No monthly fees, no "pro tier", no gotcha.
♾️
Free updates forever
New triggers and voice packs land in your copy automatically.
🛡️
No account required
No sign-up, no email harvesting. Ever.
🍎
macOS 13+ only
Ventura, Sonoma, Sequoia. Intel and Apple Silicon.
MacYaps · Full License
Coming Soon
One-time · Lifetime license · All future updates included
Includes 5 activations on your personal Macs
  • ✓ All 10 system triggers (battery, WiFi, CPU, USB — with configurable thresholds) (More to come)
  • ✓ 6 built-in voice packs included (More to come)
  • ✓ Custom audio
  • ✓ Per-trigger volume and toggle controls
  • ✓ Lives in your menu bar
  • ✓ Free updates, including new packs, triggers and more forever
Coming Soon

macOS only · Made by an indie dev · Launching soon

Your Mac has been
too quiet for too long.

Give it a personality. A funny one, a serious one or both. Your choice.

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